ohh-whatsername:

to my followers not from america:
please dont hate or unfollow me because of impending 4th of july celebration posts but i will not apologize bc i dealt with your fuckin eurovision shit and i still dont even know what that shit is like what the fuck

(via mouse-queen)

saddestblogger:

frail-fright:

saddestblogger:

frail-fright:

how do u be an adult

ya gotta own a briefcase and then fuck it

what

the briefcase

ya gotta fuck the briefcase

(via mouse-queen)

lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

(via mouse-queen)

  • America: [declares independence]
  • King George III: I came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via funkybuddy)

yahoneydip:


This fucking woman
yahoneydip:


This fucking woman
yahoneydip:


This fucking woman
yahoneydip:


This fucking woman

2srooky:

contra-indication:

sramister:

Our Band director wasn’t at school.

what is it about band kids everywhere that, when left alone, we all do the same thing and build forts, thrones, and barricades in the band room?

Because you’re fucking nerds.

(via mouse-queen)

a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son:


a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son:


a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son:


a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son:

4thofjulys:

WE THREW YOUR TEA IN A WELL 

DON’T ASK ME I’LL NEVER TELL

WE RAN AWAY AS IT FELL

YOU SHITS WERE IN OUR WAY

image

(via moonlight-elves)

sleehp:

"Stop taking selfies while marching" they said

(via dr-soulful)

webfaggot:

webfaggot:

SEND ME ANONS AND ASK ME QUESTIONS PLEASEEEE

fine yall rude af

(via moonlight-elves)

panda-hipster-gal:

amosanguis:

theathleticsloth:

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theathleticsloth:

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(via razorss-and-rosess)

“Everytime I listen to the songs you love, I read the books you adore or talk about your favorite things, I feel like I’m getting one step closer to you even though I know you are miles away”